Is It Wrong To Make My Kids Starve Because I Bought This Big Ass Gun?

(mike lewis comments on the wisdom of Big Government's "Family Budget")

The other day, I was sitting round listening to my kids squalling about how they're "sooo hungry". How they're "needing to see a doctor." How we can't afford heat or how we can't afford to go to a good school...

But everytime I hear thier squallin', I just grab my big ass gun and start a shootin'.... wooo hooo... Man is this thing loud....

My wife said that we are spending too much on bullets but I said, "You can't eat bread when your dead!!!" That shuts that biatch up real fast... that and a good slap (not too hard mind ya, she ain't got no medical neither).

So the other day, I was talking to one of my employees... he's a libral so I'd like to fire his ass but I can't cause he's the only one who works beside these damn illegal mexicans... and he said that I as the boss should pay taxes to help pay for the roads that my truck drives on, to pay for the lights that lights them at night, the police who patrols them, the medical workers who need them to get to me if I accidentally shoot myself in the foot again... he says I should be taxed more than him because I have more and make more than 300X his salary... and you know what I said...

"Fuck you, I'm just going to cut your pay and gut your benefits!!!" And off I went to fire my big ass gun... oh and by the way, that dumb bastard is going to get a nice surprise when he finds out I spent his pension on oil for my big ass gun...