Jesus IS

 

from signspotting.com

Caution: Slippery when wet.

NY "Vandalism"

That seems to be what they're calling Honesty these days.

"Don't shove beans up your nose."

--from a sign in my 8th grade History class. It still applies. 

Seriously? You have to tell an 8th grader not to put beans up his nose? Shortbus much?