No means: Don't Touch My Junk

The Curmudgeon was conversing today regarding the "Don't Touch My Junk" Guy. It was pointed out that women have been saying this very thing forever, albeit in a more straightforward way. But the first time some guy gets publicly humiliated by having his 'nads backhand brushed against his will, suddenly men have this huge movement.

Well, The Crumudgeon can attempt to balance the scales in the only way he knows how. Let's remind all the Dumbasses out there:  

No Means No = Don't Touch My Junk!

A little insight for you CaveMen: If Men Could Menstruate.


A 2 page spread in a British Magazine:

 

And closing out with Erica Jong:
"If Men Could Get Pregnant, Abortion Would be a Sacrament."