Pope finally grows one. Promptly slaps a condom on it.

Yahoo!  (news)

Pope Benedict XVI has opened the door on the previously taboo subject of condoms as a way to fight HIV, saying male prostitutes who use condoms may be beginning to act responsibly. It's a stunning comment for a pontiff who has blamed condoms for making the AIDS crisis worse.

Interesting that he specifically mentions "male prostitutes". Perhaps because of his functional similarity to one?