Gay Dumb-assery

Gay Marriage Ban Impinges on the Civil Rights of Dumbasses

Any real Libertarian worth his salt would tell the government of keep their freakin' nose out of people's personal life. And any real Conservative should want the same thing.

But instead, those squalling crybabies are so threatened by the mere idea of some guy wanting to stick his penis within 2 feet of another guy's ass or face that they end up screwing the pooch instead. Their wives should divorce them take up with real men.

And speaking of putting a penis in an inopportune place: I don't think that means what you think it means, Senator Buttars