Dieties in the News

The Lord Jesus Christ was hit by car in Northampton MA.

 

Christ was in a marked crosswalk at the time of the accident, Capt. Scott Savino told the paper.

Police say 20-year-old Brittany Cantarella was cited for failing to yield to a pedestrian in a crosswalk.

It is reported that the young lady jumped out of the car yelling "Oh Christ!"

image courtesy of saltgastropub.com

And according to ABC News a dispute over the existence of God between four Russians, drunk on a litre of pure alcohol, resulted in two of them being killed


 Well, at least 2 of them have the question settled for them.